A Multi-Species, Multi-Tasking Spring Workout
Okay, everybody! It’s obvious that the dead plants along the edge of the pond have to be cleared out, and goodness knows that will be a workout. But we only have one week of Spring to do it in, before Summer gets here and stays for 8 months!
Human participants, you are going to need some props. A good rake, a shovel, some clippers, some gloves, and the all-important surf boots!

Surf boots offer protection from thorny plants, and sticks and pine cones that have fallen in the water.
Other species, you all already have all the equipment you will need.
For this super workout, Red-eared Slider will lead us in the warm-up. Our background track starts with her favorite song, Slip-sliding Away by Paul Simon.
You know the nearer your destination — stretch everything out!
The more you’re slip-sliding away — and pull back into your shell!
Okay, it looks like Slider has slip-slid into the pond, but let’s keep it going with Crawfish!
Throw your claws in the air, and wave ’em like you just don’t care!
Now tuck your tail, and slide backward into your lair!
Hmm, Crawfish has also “ducked” out on us, but now providing our soundtrack is Bullfrog, with (of course) Jeremiah was a Bullfrog by Three Dog Night.
It is time for Human to lead the action, to the tune of Take Me to the River by the Talking Heads:
Pull weeds from the pond’s edge; drop them on the shore.
Pull algae from the water; pull a little more.This is where the surf boots come in great, because wading in the pond keeps you nice and cool while working out.
A little slowdown and a soundtrack change to Take My Breath Away by Berlin (the Top Gun theme song).
Now we turn it over to Mischievous Bird Grasshopper, and pick up the pace again to the track Jump Around by (the aptly named for this point in the workout) House of Pain:
Jump around! (jump around)
Jump around! (jump around)
Jump up, jump up, and get down.
Very high-energy, but not very productive as to the clean-up.
But great work, everybody! Look at that cleaned up shoreline! Let’s admire our work and cool down with Shallow by Lady Gaga!
Where we live, our soil has layers of sand and clay. Our pond was formed over 60 years ago by someone just damming up a ravine, and over the years, the plant life on the shore has changed. I can’t keep up with it, but every year I try to rake out some of the dead stuff so it doesn’t just fill up the pond.

So here I have walked through the trees to get a clear pic of the pond. You can see how the dam is now full of trees and shrubs.
This last weekend was the perfect weather for the job, and I enjoyed finding some companions to help me. 🙂


What an entertaining read thanks. I loved hanging around in what is now a wonderful landscape full of nature 🙂
Thanks, Brian! I take a walk almost every day, but I just whisk past each area — spending so much time on one chore gave me opportunity to see some creatures I rarely see close up, so I was happy to spotlight them! 🙂
What a neat read. And, as a Texan now myself, I laughed at your line about our one week of spring and eight months of summer. You forgot to superimpose a dusting of pollen season over all of it, but most of us like to ignore that : at least, to the extent that we can. That’s one beautiful pond.
That is true about the pollen; there are days when the pond is yellow with it. But I fight bravely on to get some yard work done before it is too hot! 🙂
The tiny turtle is so cute!
I know, I was so glad to catch one for once! Their colors are so amazing when they are young.
Very creative of you. Things in nature do change over time.
How did you do that last image comparison with the slider?
For the slider — in the new version of the WordPress editor, first click the plus sign to add a new block. A menu with 6 options comes up; at the bottom you can “browse all.” Then scroll down to the Media section, and look for “Image Compare.”
Then you will see a rectangle with Image Before and Image After. You can either upload an image, or choose “select image” to choose something from your own media library, or from Google Photos, Pexels, etc. Then just do that again for the second image.
It is the one thing I have learned from the new WordPress editor, and I use it all the time. 🙂
If that’s not clear enough, let me know!
Thanks
more song lyrics to rake weeds to:
1. Out, Out Pull them all Out! These are the weeds I’ve been complaining about. Come on!
By Tears for Beers
2. Rake them up Baby, Twist and shout. Pile them up, baby, till the weeds are out!, by the Beetles
How did I not think of those? Thank you!